I15:30 hrs.
05 Sep 14
My BETTER HALF's mom spent a day and a half as a guest at a local search seniors complex. It was a beta test of sorts. We all know and can appreciate the fact that they, both my in-laws, have lived long asked difficult lives with many sacrifices. Now in their platinum years, the golden years having long lost their luster, it is time to look to be taken care of vice taking care of. Of course, residence at these facilities are not cheap but they are all inclusive. House keeping, meals, road trips. It all adds up but if you are a retired senior who can no longer remain in your own house alone, for whatever the reason, this us a great option. And, once you sell your house, that is if you are mortgage free, the proceeds should easily pay for a number of years of total care. Depending on the size of your suite some of these facilities will run from $3,000 to $5,000 per month. Yes, this is expensive but what else are you going to spend your money on? Think of it as living in a hotel. With 3 square meals a day included and a turn down service. That's $200 a day multiplied by 30 days = $6000.
By all indications the Beta Test went quite well. She was even asked to share a glass of wine at Happy Hour.
So here I sit, on my days off, sipping a Sleeman's Cream Ale while listening to the Stampeders. Another all time favourite late 70's Canadian Rock Bands. Did you know they stated with four members and by the time they folded they had seven or maybe eight musicians. Their catalogue kept changing and adapting to the times including Jazz and Funk. Even one of my faves, Burton Cummings has covered some Stampeders tunes.
Tonight my LOBSTER is hosting a Ladies Movie Night. It will be held upstairs in the bonus room. I have set the chairs and cleaned the Loin Fruits bathroom for their exclusive use, a fresh roll of TP has been put out as well. SON #1 has invited Ivan to sleep over which means the two of them will be gaming in the bedroom. That leaves me and SON #2 to entertain my father in-law. We'll watch our own movie. Something that he can at least follow. Maybe a spy thing, a Bond would be good. But no war stuff. I don't think it politically correct to make someone who has lived through a major conflict to watch a movie about the conflict. Did Nixon watch All the Presidents Men? I doubt it.
I am not catering either. It her function and I don't want to detract from it. I have a bad habit of turning the worm until I am the centre of attention. This is truly bad form. It would be better if I simply retired to the Drury Lane Bar and quietly got pissed. (I'm onto a Sleeman's Silver Creek Lager. Nothing special about it except it has an alcohol content.)
So, for tonight's fare, there is boneless pork chops, seasoned chicken breasts, twice baked potatoes and carrots in foil all done on the FLAME PIT. I gave not contemplated a dessert. Then again I have never been a big dessert maker. Love eating it. Not so hot on making it. I saw a really cool single bowl apple cake that I think I'll print off and give a whirl on Sunday. Sunday eill bd the day I'll do two Road Kill Chickens on the Flame Pit. That should keep the hungry hordes at bay.
I'm still working on my Go Bag. I have inspected and re-waterproofed my smallest tent. I looked at Crappy Tire for a tent print, a ground sheet of sorts, and the only thing close to my needs was $40. Too dear for me and besides I have two military shelter halves. A single one can be used as a ground sheet or a solo shelter. Add to that a sleeping bag (in a waterproof stuff sack), a sleeping pad, cordage for tying shit down (I just bought over 500 feet of paracord for less than $50, shipping included), a method of cooking and something to cook in, an assortment of spare clothes (in a waterproof stuff sack), a spare knife, some food (non-perishable), an extra flashlight and a litre of water in a refillable container. All of this gear is supposed to sustain a person for one two two days. I know of some who have substituted the tent for a hammock. This would reduce the weight by three or four pounds and free up a whole lot of room as a hammock can be stuffed in a pocket of your rucksack where as a tent cannot.
The Sleeman's Silver Creek Lager is now gone and Dire Straits have finished playing on the mp3. I suppose its time to feed the Hungry Hordes.
18:00 hrs.
Same Day
The meal, so lovingly prepared, has been inhaled. The left overs have been secured in the icebox for someone's later consumption.
My BETTER HALF has finally given the nod of approval to the upstairs seating arrangements. Thanks. SON #1 and Ivan have already weaseled off to play their video games and I have selected a bunch movies for THE MEN. Eastwood, Bond, action, blood and guts. Oooohrraaaww!
I can truly hear the Drury Lane Bar calling me. I wish that I could attend this evening.