1,000

21 Jun 25

08:00 hrs

     That's right Kidlettes. The number is 1,000. One thousand reported cases of the measles have been reported in the Redneck Province.  And, according to the province's infectious disease specialists, "the virus is (now) impossible to contain" given to the level of protection. This is insane. Measles had been declared a dead virus because everybody had been vaccinated. But somewhere along the line, maybe twenty years ago, some new parents started listening to the Hollywood quacks who started peddling the Whackadoo notions that vaccines caused Downs Syndrome or women should squat over a steaming hot tea kettle for inner health and all sorts of other stupidity. Facts, science and common fucking sense blew right out the window right about the time when everyone, and I do mean everyone, started to rely on social media to deliver The Truth.

     When I look back at my own life I know there was a time, starting when I was born, that vaccines were manditory if you were wanted to live without being saddled with a life altering virus caused disease.  Shortly after coming out of the womb, babies from my generation were first inoculated against polio and slowly over time this horrible disease was eradicated.  It became a thing of the past. Then came the triple shot. The MMR vaccine. Measles, mumps and rubella. All childhood diseases that if they didn't kill you they would make the rest of your life a living hell. That was vaccine was delivered in stages. Just after you were born and then two booster shots. Nobody complained about getting the shot because it was for the common good. You simply lined up and got jabbed. I believe my last MMR booster was when I was in Grade 7 when the health nursing team came in to the school. "Roll up you sleeve, please. This may pinch a bit." Do you remember that?

     Science has investigated, identified, created and proven the use of vaccines against a whole range of some very horrible diseases. If you ignore the science you will not survive.

24 Jun 25

21:30 hrs

     Yesterday, MoMo flew back home. My Lobster and I took him to YQQ. He flew from here to YVR and then on to FRA before going on to BER. We may see him again someday as he wants to take  courses in Adventure Tourism. We know he will do well.

Troops in the Streets!

08 Jun 25

08:15 hrs

     Good Morning Campers, 

     First, I want to thank everyone who sent me BDay wishes. It was a pretty good day that was stretched over a week of activities. Dinner at the Wayward Inn and dinner out at a local tavern both with family and friends. A couple of gift cards, a bottle of fine single malt scotch, card games were played, a funny Tshirt from the Onion and a Squatch wind chime from Li'l Sis.

     Last night we hosted Elric and his Lobster for dinner. It was a planned event that was booked over a month ago. We knew that the menu had to incorporate carnivores, non-red meat eaters and vegetarians. Chef Blaine massaged a beef roast on the spit over the Flame Pit as well as marinated chicken on skewers and vegetarian sausages. Chef Irene created a Greek and a pasta salad, a tray of chocolate dipped strawberries, had Sous Blaine assist in building a homemade baklava and at the last minute baked a cream cheese bundt cake. In total, there were ten people dining and all were well fed.

     If you have been living in a cave over the past couple of days you should stick your head outside and take a look on the news. The Tangerine Tyrant has now sent troops into the streets in LaLa Land to quell the angry citizens. But he himself created the situation. LA County is a Sanctuary City which means that the local constabulary will protect immigrants, legal or illegal, by not assisting the federal immigration authorities. However, in recent months the Orange Shit-gibbon's administration has been making a concerted effort to remove persons, who may or may not be in the Hugh-ess legally and who, may or may not, be guilty of committing any criminal activities. It would seem the only preconditions for their arrest and deportation are to be non-white, speak a foreign language and have a dislike of the Tangerine Tyrant. A recent set of raids designed to snatch and grab suspected illegals in LaLa Land drew protestors. Go figure! For the most part the demonstrations were peaceful but in one area it did get a bit out of control with the local police using tear gas and other riot control methods. 

10 Jun 25

22:55 hrs

     Wouldn't you know it, the Tangerine Tyrant's movement of troops was and means to an end after he sent in the Icemen to gather up stray MAGA-undersireables knowing full well the citizens would stand up against it. Now he has a battalion of Jarheads protecting federal buildings.

     Listen up Kidlettes, if you haven't seen the movie Civil War that came out a couple of years ago I suggest you take a look on Netflix. Mark my words, this could very much happening the Hugh-ess. 

     Good Luck, ya'll.