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Tuesday, 25 June 2019

Time to play Catch-up

25 Jun 19
10:15 hrs

     We're all fine.
     Well  most of us are. The Couch Monkeys and I have been batching it for close to three weeks while my Better Half and the Oma-nator have been across the pond visiting relatives. About a week ago the Oma-nator grew ill and was hospitalized. There was an immediate disconnect in the language and little if any medical info was passed onto my Better Half. The medical issue has now been cleared and she has been released as of this morning. Due to the time spent in hospital flights had to be cancelled and rebooked at an exorbitant additional expense for the both of them. From this experience it is doubtful if, once she is home, the Oma-nator travels by air ever again. They will be travelling back at the end of the week with my Lobster  scheduled to be home nine hours after handing the Oma-nator off to her Elder Daughter for the drive home from the Golden Horseshoe to the Nation's Capital. My Better Half and I have already discussed the notion of going east on late September to visit her. That would be the first time I have been to the Nation's Capital in a dozen year.

     This week I started back at a previous work position after completing twelve days of graveyards. What a bag drive! But I wanted to see the project through to completion so it's my own damn fault.

     The Jr. Couch Monkey is working hard and in the process of selecting his courses for university in the fall. Good on him. He has his residence all set up. We just have to pay for it. He's covering the cost of his courses. Thank goodness he has a well paying summer job. In fact, he makes as much or more than I do.

     The other day I was on my way into work and I saw a guy in pajamas with no shoes on topping up the pressure in his tires. Who in the hell drives with no shoes on? It's bad enough seeing people drive with crocs on their feet, but no foot wear at all?

     There is another storage facility being built by CFB Slow-mox. Pretty soon it will resemble the area surrounding any Hugh-ess military installation. Acres and acres of storage units all filled all with the excess bits of peoples lives that they desperately feel the need to hang on to.

22:00 hrs

     It's getting dark and here I am picking blueberries at the Wayward Inn.

26 Jun 19
04:45 hrs

     I woke up early. Go figure. I added some blueberries to my yogurt/granola. I've been watching Forged in Fire:Battle of the Branches.  Four members from each of the Hugh-ess five military branches compete for a chance to represent their branch in final forging competition worth $50,000. The current episode is the Navy's turn. One of the competitors commented that the Navy would take the final challenge because "the drawings aren't done in crayon for the Army or the Marines and we're forging knives not golf clubs for the Air Force ". Too funny. The Navy competitors had to make a Mk. 3 Naval utility knife using a San mai blade construction method. Of the three who made it to the second round of testing the first one had his blade snap in half after the fifth anchor chain chop. The second had his break after one anchor chain chop (loser) and the third one didn't even meet the finished blade parameters as the guard on his knife was loose and the blade was not acid etched as requested. What a bunch of typical squids! Can't follow directions resulting in poor workmanship.

27 Jun 19
17:00 hrs

     Rain. Blessed rain has been falling off and on throughout the day. It's not so much the lawns that need it. It's the forest and the grass along side the roadways that need the moisture in case some moron tosses a lit cigarette out the window. It's all been tinder dry for a long time that we would need to have several days of a steady drizzle to make things safe. One of the last years participants from being Out in the Weeds was at Base Camp last weekend and had to evacuate die to a small fire across the river. The problem with that location is there is one road in and it's a long bloody drive.

     The Onion, the Jr. Couch Monkey and I went out to a local diner/bar for dinner last night. They had the falafel wrap - of course they did - and I had the two piece cod meal. Before the mains we sllit a baked brie. It was served with a bowl of roasted garlic and fresh sliced crostini. I could have scarfed down the whole thing myself. It was that good. The fish was perfect with an outstanding tartar sauce. The chef has certainly upped his or her game.

     My Lobster will be home in two sleeps. We've noted that we really miss each other. The little things like cooking and playing cards and having tea and talking about our work day - her's being more dynamic than mine - and just connecting. Sure, each of us can continue daily when apart from the other - me more than her - but after a while there is that ache for the part of your life, your being, that is missing. Is it any wonder that long lived couples often die within months - or less - if each other?

     I'm in the process of getting my RUSH out. Rush R30 is in the dvd. Tom Sawyer, Dreamline, Subdivisions, Red Barchetta, Anthem. If these mean nothing to you I strongly suggest that you crawl out out of your cave - or maybe into mine - and grasp some Canadian content.

     The Jr. Loin Fruit brought home a chunk of Island Ivory for me to carve. It's not that large in diameter and I don't know if I'll get a spoon out of it. Maybe a fork. I would like to get a thicker piece to give to Charles when we meet Out in the Weeds this fall. I had never thought of using this material until I heard an artist  give an interview on the National Radio Network.

     We have a neighbour down the street from the Wayward Inn. He's a retired veteran like myself but that's where the similarities stop. He's a true Tangerine Tyrant Right Winger complete with the Anti-United Nations flag  an American and a Canadian flag. He has also just completed building his Wall. I suppose he's afraid of some less desirable non-caucasians encroaching on his land. What a dick!

Sunday, 16 June 2019

Dad's Day

16 Jun 19
11:15 hrs

     Happy Father's Day!

     Yes, it is Father's Day.  A greeting to all the fathers, father in laws, grandfathers and step fathers. Did I miss anyone?

     My Lobster is still on the other side of the pond with the Oma-nator but she called a short time ago. As a Father's Day gift I have three new books to read, one of which is Secret Beaches... It has a list of local beaches near us and my Better Half inscribed that it would be something for us to explore. Sounds like fun.

     I am running on about four hours of sleep. Graveyard shift sucks. But my baby backs are smoking on the Flame Pit. Two racks. Mine all mine. A Father's Day gift to me.

17 Jun 19
02:00 hrs

     I'm home again. The contractors main machine refused to perform. So, after tearing it apart, they called it a night. Parts  and more tools will be shipped up from Capital City. It would appear that this project is taking its toll on man and machine.

07:30 hrs

     I racked out for four hours. That seems to be the longest length of time that I can stay in bed. I have some errands to do and I want to do them before the businesses get busy.  Yesterday, the Onion gave me a gift card for a coffee house. She's not my child but maybe she felt obligated to go with the flow. I don't know.

     Speaking of racks...the baby backs turned out fantastic.

18 Jun 19
06:15 hrs

     I'm home from another graveyard shift. There are still more to follow. One thing is the late nights give me opportunity to read...a lot. I just finished the latest in James Patterson's "Alex Cross" series. Without a doubt it's another winner.

     My Jr. Loin Fruit is awake and is getting ready for another day, quite literally, in the Weeds. Good on him. Hard work never killed anyone.

Friday, 7 June 2019

Update

07 Jun 19
14:00 hrs

     The weather here in The Valley has been spotty. It's nice and warm now but yesterday there was intermittent showers with heavier rain falling across the face of the Beauforts which is good as it will stave off the chance of a fire. The snow pack is nearly gone so any precipitation that we can get is a good thing.

     My Better Half has flown the coop. She has left for the Nation's Capital to meet up with the Oma-nator before winging across the pond to Munchen.  This leaves myself and the Loin Fruits to fend for ourselves for the next couple of weeks. Not a problem as we will all be busy with our own programs.

     I've been working on my next tome. Still doing the rough draft stories which will have to be deciphered from my chicken scratch and entered into the laptop. Will it be another best seller. Doubtful as neither of the first two made the short list for the Giller prize. That being said, when I was in Cowtown L'il Sis took me to have my tarot cards read. The reader stated that in the month of June something big was going to happen in regards to publishing. I'm not holding my breath but I did send copies to my MP, the PM and the MND plus I had dispatched a copy to the editor of the Esprit de Corps magazine. Maybe something will come if it. Maybe not. Here's hoping.

08 Jun 19
14:45 hrs

     There is still a fair bit of you buildings going up in the Valley. Across the street from the dis-articulated mall is some kind of large building in the midst of construction. It's probably another seniors complex. That's nice but we need more affordable housing for our young adults so they can get the hell out of my house and on their own.

     My Jr. Loin  Fruit has made supper. Curried lentils. Always a favourite.  He's a stickler for following a recipe that is to say he's not confident enough to wing it. Winging it in the kitchen comes from having to improvise due to a lack of ingredients which may be due to the fact that the chef partied away the grocery money. It could happen.

     On Monday I will begin to construct Book Town. I have to repair the existing book house and build a platform. Ultimately, my Better Half wants to have three book houses on site. It will attract a lot of traffic which might piss off the neighbours. If they give me any flack I'll direct them to the boss. 

09 Jun 19
17:45 hrs

     I learned today that our Jr. Couch Monkey made the Dean's List in his first year in college. Outstanding.

     For supper I created two different dishes. A pasta dish for the non-carnivores and chicken sausages (with mango and jalapeno) sauted with mushrooms and brown rice. Pretty damn yummy.

     Tomorrow, my Better Half and the Oma-nator will begin wingingvtgeir way across the pond. On Tuesday evening the Onion returns from her home country and on Wednesday I start graveyards. Isn't life grand?