The Ten "FLAME PIT" Commandments

10:00 hrs.
27 July 14

     It came to me last night, as I was trying to go back to sleep after being rudely awakened by an inebriated woman from the Cumberland Hotel calling to report a dog she had found. When I informed her that she was outside my jurisdiction she bluntly stated, "Then what the fuck are we paying you for!" CLICK!

     I don't know why I began to spin HIS basic Law's into something useable for the average BBQ owner but this is what I came up with. Enjoy my early morning Ramblings.

     1) I am your FLAME PIT. Thou shalt not Grill on any other before ME.

     2) Thou shalt not use an electric grill.

     3) Thou shalt not take the name of  WEBER in vain.

     4) Remember to BBQ everyday as it is righteous to do so.

     5) Honor thy Mother and thy Father by providing others with bountiful sustenance from this FLAME PIT.

     6) Thou shalt not Over Sear.

     7) Thou shalt not touch another man's GRILL and he shalt not touch yours without prior consent.

     8) Thou shalt not steal another's GRILLING SECRETS for if he is a true Pit Master he will share his knowledge freely.

     9) Thou shalt not bear false witness against the neighbours GRILLING ABILITY, unless it is in his presence.

  10) Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's GRILL or GRILLING ACCESSORIES while in his presence but Thou Shalt vigorously profess to your life partner the need for a larger grilling surface and a higher BTU prior to the BBQ Season.