The lights are on but there's no one home!

18:35 hrs.
20 Oct 2014

     I met my BETTER HALF at Costco for lunch today. Lunch wasn't the main reason for going there, she had some items to pick up for work and I just wanted to meet her, sans Yard APES. A win win situation.

     So, we're wandering through the aisles getting the odd things that were required when I spotted this guy. He was one of the PRODUCT DEMONSTRATORS hired by Costco to push some new item on those who really don't need a new item especially when it comes in a flat of 24 individually wrapped items for your convenience. And if your really only wanted one item what the hell would you do with the other 23? At least they would stay fresh as they are all individually wrapped (for your convenience). Anyways, back to the guy...

    Picture this in your own mind. Five foot nine, mid to late 20's, about 210 or so, dark hair, his PRODUCT DEMONSTRATORS smock slightly askew as he places the PRODUCT on the folding table in the prescribed manner all the while standing with a THOUSAND MILE GAZE and a open mouthed slack jaw that you just know is about to start drooling any second.

     What is it with these people? You see them everywhere. Walking with their mouth half open, staring blankly out into the great void. They should be looking inwards because that is where the great void is. It's between their bloody ears that's where it is. And it appears to be that entire generation. I say round them all up and issue a chinstrap that hold their mouth closed. You can't say that they have to have it open to breathe because that is what their nose is for and if you can't breathe through your nose then blow it out. But for heaven's sake shut your PIE HOLE. If it hangs open any longer your IQ is going to run out, if it hasn't already. It reminds me of the guy in Ferris Bueller's economics class who awakens to find he has been face down in a puddle of his own drool. If only he had had his chin strap on it never would have happened.

     Just spotted something that irks me. Once again the BEEBS has demonstrated that he has no working knowledge of anything inside his head. According to the press, his royal Bieberness has been scolded for kicking a soccer ball around the corridors of the Vatican. Can you imagine? This spoiled brat should be sent to Singapore and let loose with a can of spray paint. Why? Because the residents of Singapore don't put up with BULLSHIT. I can just see punk ass Bieber with a can of red day glow Krylon in hand. One swoosh and he will be facing the lash. In Singapore the 1966 Vandalism Act, originally passed to curb the spread of political graffiti and which specifically penalized vandalism of government property and he would be subject to jail, fines and lashes from a rattan cane. With his history of spoiled brat shenanigans I doubt very much if anyone would come to his rescue but there would be a number who would line up to administer the punishment.
    
     Bend over Bieber and make sure you have your chinstrap on.

 

This was taken a few weeks ago. Construction crane on site at the new hospital in Courtenay.