Translate to your language of choice

Sunday, 22 March 2015

Ah Wakey waaakeeeeey!!!

09:15 hrs.
22 Mar 15

     Do you have an alarm clock?
     I think I need a new one. The one I have only works on weekends which is precisely why I need a new one. I don't need one during the week as I am and always have been an early riser. And on the weekends, when I normally don't need to get up early and would rather canoodle with MY LOBSTER, it incessantly and repeatedly goes off.

     Yes! It is broken but I can't get rid of it despite the constant malfunctions. This alarm clock is orange, weighs in at nearly eleven pounds, stomps when he walks and has the most persistent morning personality. I give you Mr. Teddy Butt-Nuggets.

     His weekend routine begins at about 06:00 hrs. And, it is geared solely to get us up out of bed. Now, if I was to slip out out of bed to quietly enjoy a coffee and read a book there would be no problems but I don't always want to get up. Remaining snuggled in with your HONEY has its benefits too. But NOOOOOO!

    

No comments:

Post a Comment