So this is it!

06:25 hrs.
20 Sep 15

     Today is the day.
     That's right. My LOBSTER and I are outta here. Heading for a warmer climate. And somewhere out of the 'Merican Sphere of Influence. Any guesses?

      Cuba! You are correct sir! Give the man a cigar!

     We are departing sometime this afternoon for a multi stage flight. YQQ to YVR to YYZ and then on to Drama-less Island. It's kinda like the Canadian kids cartoon called "Total Drama Island" that loosely followed the "Survivor" format, only in this version there are no Loin Fruits and therefore there will be no self-centred soul sucking drama. It will be just my LOBSTER and I. My plan is to have mojitoes for breakfast.

     And what of the Loin Fruits? We elicited the aid of the Sages to conduct the over watch at the WAYWARD INN much to the consternation of the senior Couch Monkey. Life's rough buttercup.

     So, Dear Readers you may not be hearing from me for a while but trust in that you will be getting a full run down on all of the juicy details. How about a selfie on the Bay of Pigs? Or maybe from inside Omar Khadr's cell in Guantanamo?  Surely, as a Canadian citizen the US military would let me take a peek inside.  Maybe not.

TTFN