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Wednesday, 8 March 2017

Been waiting Long?

08 Mar 17
06:25 hrs

     Obviously none of you Dear Readers missed me. Nary a comment from the peanut gallery.

     "Hey Intrepid Writer! Where's your latest post?"

     Nothing! Bupkus!

     Oh well. I've been busy too.

     In just a couple of days our Jr. Loin Fruit will be off to Deutschland for an school exchange. We recieved the address of where he will be staying so I looked it up on Google Earth. The shocking thing was the number of solar panels mounted on the houses. One house had forty panels. Outrageous!

09 Mar 17
19:19 hrs

     I know that you have been waiting Dear Reader - and I say Reader in the singular as I am sure there is only one person reading this - but I just haven't been up to the task of late. Sorry.

     The white crap is falling all around as I write these words. My Lobster asked me to dig out the selection of Christmas CD's. Nothing doing.

     I have been informed that the Wayward Inn will be receiving guests. My Better Half's Travelling Relatives have sold their domicile in River City and have fled screaming to a more cultured climate in the Capital City. I figured it would be just a matter of time and I'm surprised that they lasted this long. Chef Blaine will certainly miss the Foodie Banter.

     Speaking of things writ large and out of control the new hospital  is supposed to be up and running on 01 Oct 2017. Good luck with that.

     I was able to hammer put a couple of pages. I think I'll be taking my laptop to Salmon Arm. Maybe not. Logistically it would be a pain. I will take the Big Binder to scribble my rough drafts in. I have to get a move on with the new project. I know I have asked some of you to contribute. I haven't received any submissions mind you so if you need a reminder of what or how then drop me a line and I'll walk you through it.

10 Mar 17
06:30 hrs

     The plow trucks have just gone by the Wayward Inn.  The white shit has stopped falling for now. This weather is so weird as I should be mowing the lawn by now.

1 comment:

  1. Ok as your sister I sent in a submission on day one. If you have lost it that's your fault. I do read your blog but try to not say sarcastic comments in public.

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