A New Observation

29 Dec 17
05:55 hrs

     Yesterday, while my Better Half and I were out earning a wage, our two Loin Fruits busied themselves with their assigned chores which they completed to the best of their ability. This means it was done to their satisfaction before something distracted them. By the time I returned to the Wayward Inn the Sr. Couch Monkey had departed to a friend's place and the Jr. Loin Fruit had some of the BOM over to play some games. Not to worry, everything is kosher.

     After the BOM departed their host began to tidy up. Empty juice boxes, dirty  plates from the appies my Lobster made for them (these kids often get fed at the Wayward Inn because they may not be otherwise) and a half empty bowl of  potato chips. A short time later I saw my Lobster snag a couple chips out of the packaged bag but not out of the bowl. When I asked her why she didn't just take them from the bowl she replied that the ones in the bowl were "Dick Chips!"

      "Dick Chips?", sez I.

      "Yes, Dick Chips!"

     "What the hell are Dick Chips?"

     "I have noticed that none of the BOM washes their hands after going to the bathroom. They are not in there long enough to pee and wash so I'm guessing they are not washing afterwards. Then they go back to gaming and ....snacking. Reaching into the bowl to get more shared snacks after holding their dicks. So, every leftover chip in that bowl is highly suspect. I've decided to call them Dick Chips."

     I love this woman. She is so smart! So smart that when the Jr. Couch Monkey came into the room and took a handful from the bowl she commented, "Oh, I see you're having some Dick Chips".

     "What are Dick Chips?", he replied munching away.

     A few moments later......Ewwwww!