Who the hell are these guys?

25 Apr 18
05:55 hrs

     Unless you are living in a cave you would have heard of the the latest tragedy to befall the Great White North. Just a couple of days ago in the middle of the day an adult male drove a white panel van onto a crowded sidewalk killing ten and injuring fifteen others. When the individual was apprehended (he appeared to be armed in the news footage) he wanted the police officer to shoot him (suicide by cop).

     The two Loin Fruits asked me why didn't the officer just shoot the guy. The only rational answers that I could come up are:

1)   If the perp was motivated by ideology his death may have turned him into a martyr that could spurn on others.

2)   The officer is not a judge. Nor is a jury and, in Canada, he is not an executioner so unless his life was in danger (technically it was if, as reported, the perp was armed) he could not kill the guy. Despite what you see in the movies police are not trained to shoot to wound. The target is the centre of mass which is the chest area and once you start putting 9mm holes in it there is no turning back. Note that if this had happened South of the 49th Parallel the guy would have looked like Swiss Cheese by the time the police had finished with him.

     So, why did he do it?

     It seems that this nut bar had no luck with the girls. The new term is incel, which means involuntary celibate. All the women he met didn't want him they wanted the other guy. These guys and girls were referred to as Chad & Stacey. So, because all the Sraceys rejected him leaving all the Chads to get all the Staceys  this loser decides to take it out on the public at large. And this rejection is not about relationships it's about sex. My Jr. Couch Monkey has heard of these clowns too. He told me of guys his age that are pissed that a girl won't have sex with him just because he holds the door open for them or helps them with homework or whatever. Somebody had better start educating these little turds on the facts of life before we have more incidents like that in the Golden Horseshoe.