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Monday, 13 August 2018

Moving Day

13 Aug 18
21:30 hrs

     No, yours truly is not moving. Nor is any other member of the Wayward Inn. And, it's not a who but a what that is moving.

     The first thing moving or may be moving is the Subway on our side of the river. There will be a lot of high school students students that will be pissed come the start of the new school year. They will be left with A&W, Fresh Slice, Timmies or Mickey Dee's. The only healthy choice or the closest thing to it would be a sandwich from Timmies.

14 Aug 18
08:00 hrs

     The second thing that's moving or has moved is all of the merchandise that has been locked up inside the "Buck or Two" store next to the Timmies. The owner locked the doors for some unknown reason about three years ago with all the foreign-made knick knacks left on the shelves. The location has been sold.

     A new business has opened up next door - a  virtual reality experience. Virtual reality. What the hell is wrong with reality? Of course, this is all the rage for millenials who can't pry themselves away from the screen and the desperately want to feel something...anything. Some of these high-end VR units have haptic feedback and augmented sensory input so they can feel the real thing. Most of these puppies play first person shooter games like Call of Duty or Doom or Bio-Shock. I say if they want reality then re-instate conscription and but these layabouts to work defending the country. Then maybe they will learn what it's like to carry a weapon all day long.

20:46 hrs

     My Lobster is coming home tomorrow.  She'll be on the milk run out of the Nation's Capital tomorrow and arrives after our Jr. Loin Fruit is finished work. I'm sure she will relish the peace and quiet after the attending Circus. I  het absence I tried to build a water feature for our back patio but I just couldn't make it work the way she wanted it. So, I'll have to try something different.

     The light is failing Dear Readers and as soon as my ale is gone I'll be hitting the fart sack. My Better Half wants me to ensure that she is up so I have set my alarm to coincide with hers. Is that love or what?

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