Crap!

02 Dec 18
22:45 hrs

     Is your part of the Great White North looking good for the coming Christmas Season? To tell you the truth the Spirit hasn't taken hold of me just yet and I don't know if it will even reach me this year. There are those who are making a big deal out things but so far I am not feeling very festive.

04 Dec 18
05:33 hrs

     Last evening my Lobster and I were entertained by a traveling improv team. We had been given a pair of tickets from Elric the Stalwart's Better Half. It was kind of a friend of a friend who couldn't attend sort of deal. Not to put down improv - as our own Jr. Couch has been practicing the craft for years - but these two were really on the ball. Or - out to lunch - depending on your view of improv. Now, I've seen Robin Williams and Jonathon Winters do improv and the guys I saw last night couldn't touch them with a ten foot imaginary pole. At least they tried.

11:45 hrs

     There was frost on the Ram this AM and I had to teach the Jr. Couch Monkey how to defrost the Kiddie Kar. Really? Yeah, really.

     I'm at work at the new FWSAR building that's going up on Base. The manufacturer of the new SAR aircraft is constructing the training building. The idea to provide a training facility was first proposed by the other aircraft manufacturer so these guys had to sweeten the pot by saying they would provide a similar facility. In the end, in my opinion, the wrong aircraft was selected. But that's my opinion. You can (should) do your own research.

     With the frosty weather that has settled into the Valley I would ask anyone who is reading this blurb to take some time to aid our presidentially challenged persons by providing some gently used winter clothing. Or, if you are at WallyWorld Christmas shopping for your Better Half, pick up a bag of thick woolen socks and drop it off at Dawn to Dawn, or your own local assistance agency. They do a great job teaching out to those in need.

     I just read that a new Seniors complex is proposed to be built between the local Constabulary and a Prime restaurant.  This is great as we have been growing a bumper crop of seniors every year. It will have 140+ residences. I would hope that some non-gouging property developer would build a shitload of bachelor and single bedroom apartments for our young kids trying to strike out on their own.

22:45 hrs

     This just in...from The East Coast...the ongoing trial of Mr. Oland, accused of bludgeoning his father to death, has heard gruesome testimony from the coroner/pathologist who stated that due to the number of sharp and blunt force blows (45 of them) to the head and neck of Mr. Oland Sr. he could not have survived more than a couple of minutes.

     Sleep that.