It's been One Week...

17 Nov 19

15:30 hrs

     It's been One Week since the Oma-nator arrived at the Wayward Inn. She loves the room but is still in the mindset that home is back in the Nation's Capital. 

     Uh, no. It's not.

     Do you know of someone who just demand your undivided attention 24/7/365 look at me Look At Me LOOK AT ME! 

     It's understandable if this person is a child looking for approval from a parent and it's pretty bad if it's a risk taker looking for their next adrenaline high. But there is another individual that has appeared in everyone's lives. Now, don't deny it because I'm sure you, Dear Readers, either know of this person or you're related to this person. This is the individual who has to announce every little detail of their lives on Social Media. From the time they wake to the time they crash out all the sorted details of their daily ablutions are posted with all the colors of the rainbow. 

     Look Kidlettes...I really don't give a rats ass what your dog ate and then threw up. I definitely don't care to know about every little drippy booger hanging out of your kids head and you certainly don't have to forward the photos. If you step in dog shit don't tell the world about it unless of  course you have never stepped in dog shit before or you can make it worth my while by describing the experience as eloquently as Pushkin. And hey, if any rational adults don't respond its probably because you're just wasting their time with your inconsequential issues. Nuff Said!

     The Eastern and Western football finals are on. It would appear that the East will be represented by the boys from Steel Town and the West will be the Blue Machine.

19 Nov 19

07:30 hrs

     If you have been living in a cave you probably haven't heard of the inquiry into the Tangerine Tyrant's misdeeds. All I can say is that with each witness the coffin is being nailed shut on his presidency.

     It's a clear and windy day here in the Valley. Behind me I can see the glacier that overlooks the Valley. There is a lot of fresh snow up there. It is unfortunate if you've never seen it. It looks fantastic. If you didn't know the melting snow from the glacier is the source of our drinking water. 

     I had a reply from a major book store in Capital City. I had taken them a copy of my latest book to see if they would like to carry it. After some time they rejected it. Their loss.

21 Nov 19

04:45 hrs

     I'm up early as I'm headed to a new job site. Yesterday I also went to work to gain some new qualifications and then spent the majority of the day going up and down a ladder putting Christmas lights on the Wayward Inn. The Oma-nator said "Why so many lights?" 

     Because, my Lobster wants it!

     Some loser south of the Valley was convicted of cruelty to animals and failing to provide the necessities for an animal. Part of his sentence states he can never own an animal and cannot reside anywhere there is an animal. Dear Readers, if you see a neighbour whose pet is chained up all the time with no one paying attention to it simply put yourself in its place. Would you want someone to check on your health? Well, what are you waiting for?