Would you believe snow?

13 Apr 2022

07:45 hrs.

     Hello Kidlettes, 

     Yes, we here on the Left Coast have had a spate of shitty weather. Not long lasting. But just enough to piss a person off. I'm not complaining though. By complaining you are invoking "worse". As in - I don't think things could ever get worse!" That's when the Gods of Chance roll a set of loaded dice and when they come up Snake Eyes the hammer will fall right on you. Never mess with worse. I think the 'Peg, as a whole, has invoked worse because this weekend they are going to be hammered with 50+cm of snow and 70km winds that will push the snow into 6 foot drifts.

14 Apr 22

17:00 hrs.

     Another week done. It was a short week and next week will be short as well. The only piss off is our garbage day has now been moved from Friday to Monday. Our one allowed can will be packed as the last pick up was last Friday. There can be a lot of waste added in three days. 

     This is Easter weekend. Are you having a large Beer Flu friendly meal? What are you preparing? Chef Blaine and Sous Irene are preparing a ham with several sides. We may have a guest or two. Maybe not. The Sage is in Cowtown visiting her Bro and  Little Sis. I'll be seeing the Sage at her place in the beginning of May. I'll be booking my ride on the Left Coast Navy pretty soon as they have been suffering some from Beer Flu mutiny of the crew and vessel break downs. Sounds like the Black Sea fleet. They lost their flagship vessel to shore launched anti-shipping missiles. Of course the Russkies say that the ship was damaged and sunk when the ammunition magazine caught fire. I guess telling your populace that crew incompetence sank the ship means you don't have to tell them that enemy forces put your ship onto the seafloor. 

15 Apr 22

11:30 hrs.

     Can you believe that I slept in till 0800? Unheard of. 

     We're out and about getting supplied for tonight's fare. The Sensei and his....Hold the phone .....Breaking News!!!

     The rebuilt restaurant on the main drag is a KFC! It was rumored to be a Popeyes or a Mary Brown's. Now back to your regular station.

     .... Lobster are coming over for Growlies and Games. Chef Blaine and Sous Irene are cooking up Indian food - slow cooker butter chicken, a paneer dish, jasmine rice with saffron, toasted green beans with cashews and homemade gluten free flatbread. All good stuff.

16 April 22

06:50 hrs

     I'm pretty sure that everyone had a good time last night. The food was great. The card games were lots of fun - I was burned playing golf with nearly 100 points after the first three hands. The only issue was that I had a bit too much of the magic and I may have made a fool of myself - not again. I'm going to get ahold of the Sensei and his Better Half and make sure everything thing is copasetic. 

     The check in was appreciated but not necessary. All is good.

18 Apr 22

05:45 hrs

     Yup, I'm awake. What else is new? Yesterday we dined on steamed coloured carrots, brussel sprouts, two kinds of Schwartzies hash Brown's and a pre-sliced glazed ham from The Big Box Store. Our Sr. Loin Fruit brought home a blackberry dessert wine. It was excellent. Today , due to the dietary concerns in the Wayward Inn, we're going to have three different variations of Wife Saver for brunch. In the meantime, I'm sipping a coffee and watching The Kingdom on Netflix.