Been waiting long?

17:30 hrs.
13 Oct 15

     I am truly sorry Dear Readers. I have not forsaken you for some other menial occupation such as weed whacking or boot licking. My BETTER HALF and I have been trying to get back into the swing of things after our sojourn to Cuba.  We have actually caught ourselves looking at our watches and noting that we would still be hanging out on the beach or rocking gently in the surf, if we were still down there. In fact my LOBSTER has often mentioned what the current temperature was at the resort. That being said there is still no place lke home.

     For those of you who enjoy a walk in the woods may I suggest that you pick up a copy of "A Walk in the Woods" by Bill Bryson. It is an absolute riot. It came put a number of years ago but has been re-published to coincide with the release of the film starring Robert Redford and Nick Nolte. And speaking about a walk in the woods my best beloved LOBSTER is allowing me to attend the expedition on the mainland at the end of October. I know, I know. I'll miss Halloween and all the little ghoulies but since I am going to suss out one big ass monster I figure I won't miss much.

     How was your Thanksgiving?  We spent ours up at Alder Bay.  Three hours north as the crow flies. Go past Sayward. Go past the turn off to Woss and if you hit Port McNeil you have gone too far so turn around and head towards Telegraph Cove. We like going up there at this time of year because no one is there. Its also a time to abandon the electronic umbilical cords - no texting - no words with friends - etc... Well, try to push that concept onto our senior Couch Monkey and you are looking for a huge grumpy PITA, (PAIN IN THE ASS).

17:00 hrs.
14 Oct 15

     The Halloween decorations at THE WAYWARD INN are taking shape. The final coup des grais will be up to my BETTER HALF and the two Loin Fruits as I will not be here. I hope that it all turns out okay. It's a lot of little details but I am sure that they will be able to figure it out.

     And that's about it kidlets. I heard that the Jays won their division. Big whoopee! I would rather have a rectal exam performed on me by a horned toad than pay to watch a MLB game. Over paid entertainers and fat cat owners. So, stick that in your pipe and smoke it.