11:50 hrs.
04 Oct 15
How many icebergs does it take to sink a ship? One, if you're the Titanic.
How many different single malt whiskies are in my cupboard? Five, currently.
How many pencils does it take to render a clothes dryer in operative? Only one, but three and a broken pen ensures that the squirrel cage will not move.
I must take this time to thank my junior Loin Fruit for giving me the opportunity to utilize the skills I had acquired at the Habitat for Humanity Re-Store. Skills in tearing apart large appliances, inspecting them and then re-assembling them. Skills that, if not practiced, will be lost. Skills that have saved the family a $100 service bill. Be warned young padowan that the next time it happens I will be teaching you these skills or you can pay me for the repairs.
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