Signs!

26 Sep 19
15:15 hrs

     If you haven't noticed Dear Readers there is a general federal election that is fast approaching. Now, I don't really care what party you are aligned with and I also really don't care who you vote for but what I do care about it the continued apathy and complacency of the general population when it comes to voting.

     FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, WAKE THE HELL UP YOU BLOODY MORONS!!

     If you, Dear Readers, know of anyone who can legally vote but does not exercise their right without a valid excuse yoi have my permission to drive them 100km out into the woods and leave them there.

      Some people like to advertise who they are voting for. Candidate signs and political party signs are cropping up like mushrooms. Our ultra-rightwing neighbour; you remember the one with the Anti-United Nations flag, the Canadian flag and the American flag, had a very large People's Party of Canada sign mounted on his front lawn. But just to make sure that everyone in the neighbourhood is aware of his support for Maxime Bernier's national socialists our Whackadoo mounted solar lights on the sign to illuminate his political choice. Now, being that we are all Canadian we are all very tolerant of each others beliefs and choices. Well...most of us are.

28 Sep 19
07:00 hrs

     Yesterday was our anniversary. My Lobster and I are celebrating 24 years of wedded bliss (?). If you believe that you probably think the moon is made of cheese. No union of two people from two completely different walks of life is going to be smooth and we have certainly had our rocky moments. If someone tells you that their marriage is perfect they're lying to you.

      In the Hugh-ess, the move impeach the Tangerine Tyrant has leapt forward as new wrong doings has emerged from the darkness. In my opinion this may well be the final nail in his coffin and its about bloody time. I think the thing that really pisses me off about that squatting toad is the fact that there are scores of highly educated individuals orbiting around him like flies on a shit pile. And  if these circle flies are so smart why don't they pull their heads out of his ass and hang him out to dry? If you have the answer let me know.

     One last tidbit. Some twit has pointed out that an alcoholic hangover could, in fact, be an illness. Say what? Does this mean that all the times that I went out and got completely shit-faced with my crew mates, survived the drive home, crashed on the couch while still in uniform, woke up five hours later to do my ablutions and then go back to work with a head like a ten pound Smartie - I could have simply taken a sick day because of my "illness" ? Sounds like more Millennial soft hearted touchy feely bullshit to me. If you're stupid enough to go out and get hammered out of position the night before you have to be at the top of you game it's just to freaking bad sweetheart. Suck it up and do your job. Suffer and learn from your mistake like us old timers did.