14:00 hrs
Happy Ides of March! Beware of friends with sharp pointy things. Maybe Big Julie would have survived the day if he had self isolated.
The plans to close out the Oma-nator's place in the Nation's Capital is being altered due to the Beer Flu that has begun to shake the Great White North to its frozen core. Schools are closing, trains are shutting down and public gatherings are being curtailed.
16 Mar 20
04:30 hrs
I awoke this morning to a message from another Brother in Arms that the Beer Flu has officially arrived here in the Valley. I haven't seen anything on the news as of yet but if he has more sources than I do and is really plugged into the pulse of the Valley. If this is the case, and I have no reason to doubt him, then all those shit ticket hoarders can now justify their stupidity.
DON'T PANIC! JUST WASH YOUR FRICKIN HANDS & KEEP YOUR DISTANCE!
My Lobster and I have altered our travel plans due to the Beer Flu. The side trip to la Belle Province is out. My journey to the Nation's Capital has been altered as has their return to the Valley. Her biggest worry is not that the Oma-nator will catch this bug but the transportation mode may be closed and then they will be stuck there for a couple more weeks. All she wants is to get the hell out of Dodge. Who can blame her.
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