14:30 hrs
The Oma-nator and my Better Half are heading to the Nation's Capital to complete the move to the Wayward Inn. They'll have their work cut out for them. I'll be there to help out a couple weeks later with the Sr. Couch Monkey holding down the fort for a week.
I'm sure you've heard of the corona virus that jumped from the Far East to the Middle East to this side of the pond. As the Tangerine Tyrant pontificated the Great White North had scientists in the Far East when this problem first erupted. The You-Alls did nothing. Now, His Orangness has stated that he has created a virus war room in the WH. Well, he would have to if he hadn't dismantled the one created by the former Prez when the big Ebola scare hit a half dozen or so years ago. Fricken moron! But to his acolytes this shows that he is on top of the shit pile.
04 Mar 20
06:15 hrs
Yesterday was Super Tuesday in the Hugh-ess. The biggest Donkeystyle voting day to determine whi shall go against the Tangerine Tyrant. Big deal.
Well, actually it is a big deal as the wrong candidate will just be carved up by the Ruskies and then swallowed whole by the Minions. It would seem that Benie is on the outside and the former VP will be in. This is good as Bernie represented too much change too fast at too great a cost. Not to mention his pro-Castro comments which revived the whole Socialism is Communism scare. It would seem that the You-All fear of the Red Menace will never die and yet the current POTUS is Putin's bitch.
Earbuds or headphones? That is the current problem facing my Lobster. She will probably take the earbuds for the trip. Of course the Oma-nator keeps asking me what will we be eating while they are gone. As if Chef Blaine has no clue as to what to make. In a way she does have a point because last summer when my Lobster and the Oma-nator went to the Fatherland it didn't take long before the Jr. Loin Fruit to start complaining that we weren't eating any veggies. Well, onions and tomatoes are veggies - technically tomatoes are a fruit so what do you want for nothing.
17:00 hrs
Looks like this virus is really picking up speed in the Hugh-ess. Over 150 cases reported in sunny PlasticWood alone. Theme parks have been shuttered for weeks now and I bet that will be costly. And people are buying up supplies like crazy. The Voodoo Priestess in the Golden Horseshoe reports that there is no TP left at the big box stores. I picked up an extra package today just to be on safe side. Now, I'm sure this crap is eventually going to reach the Rock. Not to panic but following simple procedures will save lives. If you are really sick stay home or head out into the Weeds for a long walk at night where the beasts with great gnashing teeth will assist in stopping the spread of the virus. If you are running low on food look for rabbit colonies. Do you own a bow? I do. And I will take the appropriate measures to feed my family.
04 Mar 2020
04:00 hrs
I am awake.
The coffee is on.
The Oma-nator and my Better Half are packed and ready to depart for the Nation's Capital.
I'll be asleep in an hour.
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