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Sunday, 2 November 2014

Something interesting for your morning read. Your welcome

Falling back: 10 things to know about Daylight Saving Time: http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/falling-back-10-things-to-know-about-daylight-saving-time-1.2083072

18:55 hrs.
03 Nov 14

     The previous link was supposed to be posted alraedy but there seems to have been a glitch. Now glitches happen all the time at the most inappropriate moments. As maddening as they are a glitch is an occurrence that causes you to take extra time in order to undo or redo something before you can carry on. Personally, I think a glitch may also be a result of Divine Intervention. Case in point, the other day I was in a rush to get to the Home Despot to pick up an extra widget (you can never have enough widgets). My keys...were nowhere to be seen (spent an extra minute or two finding them) then my shoelace broke so I had to change foot wear (another couple of minutes) before heading out. If everything had been in synch then I may easily had been in an extended line up in the Timmies drive thru or worse in the accident which occurred right next to the Timmies. But someone was looking out for me. Dropped two glitches in my lap that delayed my departure but lined me up with the no waits at Home Despot or Timmies. So when a glitch comes your way accept it for what it is. A gift to slow you down.

06:35
04 NOV 14

     Someone very wise once said smile and the whole world smiles with you, frown and you frown alone. Well, here at the WAYWARD INN we love comedy. There is nothing more enjoyable than a good joke. Be it professional in origin (Cosby, Carlin, Monty Python) or just a home grown quip. Now those of you who have visited the WAYWARD INN will know that we have enough facilities, as it were, to enjoy a few minutes by one's self. There are three thrones inside and one in the shop. Last night my BETTER HALF was engaged in our ensuite, Loin Fruit #1 was using the cheater ensuite of his bedroom leaving the half bath next to Loin Fruit #2's room available. On entering I mutter something to the effect of "Well, I might as well use your bathroom". To which #2 replies, "Why dad?  What did my bathroom ever do to you!"

     NOW THAT'S FUNNY!

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